YOU WILL NEED
1 bag of microwave popcorn (sweet, not salt)
1 lemon
2 tablespoons of granulated sugar
THE METHOD
# Find a huge bowl.
# Juice your lemon. Juice it good.
# Follow instructions on microwave popcorn.
# Don't let your popcorn burn. A few extra kernels left at the bottom of the bag is much better than burning popcorn ruining your entire batch. If your popcorn burns you are a colossal fucktard and you probably shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen unsupervised.
# Empty bag of popcorn into huge bowl.
# Drizzle your lemon juice over the popcorn. The liquid hitting puffy corn bits makes a fizzing noise! Wheeeee!
# Sprinkle on sugar; that's a lot of lemon and we are not animals.
# Lemonade popcorn! So simple, only an idiot would fuck up any part of it. I am shamed.
