Friday, 8 January 2010

Lemonade Popcorn

A very quick one just to start off. A test run, if you will.

1 bag of microwave popcorn (sweet, not salt)
1 lemon
2 tablespoons of granulated sugar


# Find a huge bowl.

# Juice your lemon. Juice it good.

# Follow instructions on microwave popcorn.

# Don't let your popcorn burn. A few extra kernels left at the bottom of the bag is much better than burning popcorn ruining your entire batch. If your popcorn burns you are a colossal fucktard and you probably shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen unsupervised.

# Empty bag of popcorn into huge bowl.

# Drizzle your lemon juice over the popcorn. The liquid hitting puffy corn bits makes a fizzing noise! Wheeeee!

# Sprinkle on sugar; that's a lot of lemon and we are not animals.

# Lemonade popcorn! So simple, only an idiot would fuck up any part of it. I am shamed.


Anonymous said...

I read this. It looks easy and fun. Each microwave is different, I think you need an extra bag of popcorn for calibration purposes.
The second bag would be for the lemonade popcorn.
I want to try this at home.

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