My camera is all broken at the moment (ie. I can't be bothered to replace the batteries just yet) so this week is something very very simple without pictures: a sandwich.
YOU WILL NEED
# Toast two slices of bread. Try and make it good bread. Sourdough or rye would go particularly well with this.
# Slather both slices with butter.
# Spread peanut butter on one slice. Again, make it good stuff. I don't want to sound like a wanker, but that unsweetened organic stuff from health shops is marvellous.
# Spread Brussels pâté nice and thick on the other slice of toast.
# Slice up some gherkins and lay them on one slice.
# Assemble your sandwich. Eat and enjoy.
# Practice saying "I'm not actually pregnant" in the mirror. You might need it if you eat the sandwich in public.